Please leave

“Yes, you can drink blood from someone and eat their ass at the same time.”

yourplayersaidwhat:

-Our DM to our Vampire Eldritch Knight on the party’s breakfast menu.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

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cat-memes-only:

garota-pervertida:

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